Funny Quotes / Friends

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.