Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.