Funny Quotes / Friends

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.