Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.