Funny Quotes / Friends

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is the key to everything

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.