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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.