Funny Quotes / Friends

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.