Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

All the best people are crazy.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.