Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।