Funny Quotes / Friends

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is the key to everything

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad