Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.