Funny Quotes / Friends

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

All the best people are crazy.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.