Funny Quotes / Friends

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends are our chosen family.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.