Funny Quotes / Friends

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।