Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

All the best people are crazy.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is the key to everything

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।