Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.