Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.