Funny Quotes / Friends

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.