Funny Quotes / Friends

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.