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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

All the best people are crazy.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.