Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends are our chosen family.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.