May the auspicious occasion of Diwali bring forth an abundance of peace, prosperity, and heartwarming moments with those you hold dear. Let your spirit shine as brightly as the diyas.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
All the best people are crazy.
When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।