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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
Friendship is the key to everything
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
All the best people are crazy.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
Friends are our chosen family.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.