Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Our craziness made us best friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends are our chosen family.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.