Funny Quotes / Friends

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।