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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.