Funny Quotes / Friends

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.