Submitted by: Tina on March 1, 2008
Dear God, Please put your arm over my shoulder And your hand over my mouth.
Happy birthday to the best brother-in-law! Our family get-togethers have gotten a lot more entertaining since you joined the family!
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales?
If you want me, come and get me. If you want me to come, forget it.
Happy Birthday. I’m sending very special birthday wishes your way to make sure you have the most fantastic day! Thank you for always being there for me, no matter what. You are the best brother ever!
80% of all people can’t do simple mathematics. Okay, but what about the 40% who can.
If you a girl make laugh she likes you, but if you make her cry, she loves you.
जिंदगी को OTP की तरह बनाओ साला दूसरा कोई यूज़ ही ना कर सके।😠
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
आदमी कितना भी माउंटेन Dew पी ले पर जब डर लगता है ... तो #हनुमान_चालीसा ही याद आती है. .#जय_बजरंगबली
To the greatest father-in-law in the world, a magical birthday to you! Every year on this date, the sky becomes so bright, it celebrates with one of the brightest person I know – you! Have a blast!
आज तक एसी कोई रानी नही बनी जो इस बादशाह को अपना गुलाम बना सके
महानता कभी ना गिरने में नहीं है, बल्कि हर बार गिरकर उठ जाने में है।
Instead of judging people by their past, stand by them and help repair their future.
I never had to look for someone who could inspire me in doing something big. Because I always had you as my role model in life. Happy birthday!
You are my Mr. perfect because when I’m with you, everything around me seems perfect and flawless. Happy birthday to my perfect husband!
When I cry, you make me laugh. When I am sad, you put a smile on my face. I am the luckiest sister in the world to have a brother like you. Happy Birthday.
You are the fourth dimension in my life. All the time I spend with you is worth every second. Thank you for the endless support and love. Wish you all the best and have all my love today, your Birthday!
Hahahahaha! I can’t believe you just tripped and fell over nothing!” “What do you mean? I was just testing gravity…it works!”
Long-term marriage? That means that when your wife asks you to strip, it’s more likely that she’s trying to fill up the space in the washing machine than anything else.
You’re fabulous in your own way. Your advice always works like magic tricks in my life. I feel so lucky for having a brother like you! Happy birthday!
i hate it when i can't control my tears
कुछ इस तरह खूबसूरत रिश्ते टूट जाया करते हैं जब दिल भर जाता है तो लोग अक्सर रूठ जाया करते हैं 👈
My mom told me angels are in heaven, so why is she on Earth?
You’re more than just a brother, you’re also my best friend and someone I know I can count on to be there for me in good times and bad. Thanks for always having my back. Happy Birthday!
“Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.”
A sister is a lot like homework: basically, a necessary evil. It’s annoying, but it helps you learn so much. Just kidding, thanks for always being my teacher in life. Happy birthday!
Mother-in-law, Congratulations! For the first time, I’m here with you on your birthday and I’m so happy about that. You received me with a warm heart. In you, I find a mother, a friend and a great companion. I wish every day of your life begins with the blessings of the Almighty!
Everything in this world has a limit,but my love for you is limitless. Happy Birthday!