Funny Quotes / Friends

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.