Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।