Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.