Funny Quotes / Friends

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Our craziness made us best friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.