Funny Quotes / Friends

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship is the key to everything

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.