Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad