Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.