Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

All the best people are crazy.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.