Funny Quotes / Friends

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.