Funny Quotes / Friends

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

All the best people are crazy.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।