Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

All the best people are crazy.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.