Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is the key to everything

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.