Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.