Funny Quotes / Friends

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।