Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad