Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is the key to everything

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.