Funny Quotes / Friends

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.