Funny Quotes / Friends

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is the key to everything