Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.