Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Our craziness made us best friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.