Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.