Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।